barzelletta

Titolo: barzelletta Sab 07 Feb 2009, 19:12

questa me l'ha mandata ..laika...troppo forte!!!

>> Un uomo aveva tre care amiche ma non sapeva quale sposare.
>> Allora, decise di fare un test, per vedere quale fosse la più adatta a
>> diventare sua moglie.
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>> Prelevò 15.000 euro dalla sua banca, ne diede 5000 à ciascuna dicendole:
>> - Spendili come vuoi.
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>> La prima andò a fare shopping, acquistò vestiti, gioielli, andò dal
>> parrucchiere, dall'estetista etc.
>> Di ritorno dall'uomo, gli disse:
>> - Ho speso tutti i tuoi soldi per essere più bella per te, per piacerti:
>> Tutto ciò, perché ti amo.
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>> Anche la seconda andò a fare shopping, acquistando vestiti per lei, un
>> lettore CD, una televisione schermo piatto, due paia si scarpe da
>> jogging, delle mazze da golf.
>> Di ritorno dall'uomo, gli disse:
>> Ho speso tutti i tuoi soldi per renderti felice, per piacerti. Tutto ciò,
>> perché ti amo.
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>> La terza prese i soldi e li investì in borsa…….in tre giorni raddoppiò il
>> proprio investimento, rese i 5000 Euro all'uomo e gli disse:
>> - Ho investito i tuoi soldi ed ho guadagnato i miei. Ora posso fare ciò
>> che voglio col mio danaro. Tutto ciò, perché ti amo.
>>
>> Allora l'uomo si mise a riflettere……………….
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>>>> E sposò quella che aveva le tette più grosse.
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>>>> Perché un uomo riflette molto...
>> ma finisce sempre per fare le stesse caz**te !!